Happy birthday.
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
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THIS IS HILARY FUCKING DUFF.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.
SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.
THAT’S HOW ITS DONE, BITCHES.
CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL
“THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????
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indiretas: #im robin and patrice is everyone else
Damn You - Lana Del Rey
I guess I’ll be keeping a spoon in my makeup kit…
this video was an experience.
oh my word
all these years of struggle….
FEMMES EVERYWHERE
REJOICE
THIS IS INGENIOUS
omg putting a spoon in my makeup case rn
yes
MY FUCKING LIFE HAS BEEN FOREVER CHANGED.
THE SPOON WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.
Guess who has two thumbs and will be trying this when it’s not 1am in the morning?
This girl.
ALL THESE YEARS OF STRUGGLE.
WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN.
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indiretas: #i dont even wear makeup but my mind is blown right now #ghetto style
